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I Like My IT Budget Tight and My Developers Stupid

Who has money to train these guys nowadays? They should be lucky they’re still employed, right? Keep thinking that way—the competition applauds your choice to glue your wallet.

Yes, you do. Don’t deny it. You like them stupid.

You don’t have the budget, and even if you did, you prefer to have them stupid, because if they weren’t stupid, if they went and got a certification or got trained up on, say, the latest SharePoint skills, they’d go get another job.

Which (as pointed out by some guy out there who’s actually fighting to keep his staff smart—read, your competition—read, screw the popped economy) is the same as saying you prefer to employ people who don’t know what they’re doing.

“A lot of the times, when I talk to IT managers about why they don’t train, one thing is the concern that if their people get certifications, they won’t be able to retain them. Which is kind of interesting to me. It’s like saying, ‛I’m concerned that if people know what they’re doing, they’ll leave. And if they don’t know what they’re doing, they’ll stay,” said J. Wolfgang Goerlich, a network operations manager for a Midwest financial services firm who manages a team of eight IT staff and software developers.

If it’s any consolation, you’re not alone. Goerlich and other pro-IT training managers report being surrounded by pro-stupid-staff peers and having to arm-wrestle money out of management that’s anti-training budget—particularly when it comes to recession-era spending.

To wipe out any trace of that consolation, you should know that there are people out there who are gleeful at the thought that you expect your staff to train themselves, on their own time, on their own dime. They’re the same people who want to sell you, say, pricey servers and software suites, instead of having your IT staff learn about cloud computing and save a ton of money on hardware and software. Then there are the people—the operative phrase is “your competition”—who are rolling out nicer Web portals than you have for your customers.

If you’d like to maintain the pro-stupid policy, stop reading here. If not, proceed to find out who’s still training and how they manage to get their training budgets funded.

The sweaty little fists you have to pry open

Goerlich picked up responsibility for managing the IT staff three years ago and management of the development staff about a year back. He has a background in consulting, where he learned the importance of training, so one of the first things he did was implement a quarterly training goal.

He got “a lot of pushback” in the beginning, he said. His director’s mindset will be familiar to the self-taught: Namely, that certifications aren’t worth the paper they’re printed on. “Everybody has a horror story of certified people who don’t know anything,” Goerlich said.

Beyond that, Goerlich pushed up against the attitude that his IT staffers were highly paid people who should know their jobs already. Which, he said, pretty much ignores the concept that, in the world of quick-quick technology innovation, being highly skilled one day is as good as yesterday’s fish the next day.

Did they really expect his staff to take their nights and weekends and learn skills on their own? Well, yes. Did they really want him to work with a staff of exhausted workers who never see their spouses and kids? Happy happy, joy joy: You’re talking retention nightmare.

IT managers cite plenty more reasons not to spend money on training. Earlier in the year, CompTIA came out with a report, Employer Perceptions of IT Training and Certification. Beyond a predilection for ignoramuses, the report enumerated all the other reasons IT managers give for refraining from smartifying the staff. Topping the list: IT experience valued over IT certifications, cited by 49% of the non-trainers. Other reasons include a lack of budget from the organization, that it’s unnecessary for career advancement, that the IT industry is changing and thus making training less relevant, poor ROI, and irrelevancy or lack of timeliness of material to real-world jobs.

ROI or die

One thing the CompTIA research didn’t note but which many IT managers cite is that they just can’t spare the warm bodies while those people are off getting training. They need them in-house, working on projects, or they need those valuable staff out generating billable hours.

“Right now, we’re just unable to train, because the guys we’ve hired are out billing,” said David Marceau, vice president of Ridgefield One, a Connecticut staffing company that specializes in IT. Ridgefield employs three full-time IT professionals and has another half-dozen IT consultants out working. “As long as they’re out billing, I’ll keep them out. If we ever get them back, I’ll try to line up work as soon as possible,” he said.

If there’s lag time when they’re down, Marceau will pay for training: iPhone and Android skills would be nice to have around, he said, or any type of handheld device development. “It will make them more marketable. But as long as somebody’s billable and I foresee their skills will remain viable, there’s no need to pay for training,” Marceau said.

His clients aren’t training, either. There’s just no time. This is a typical scenario for Ridgefield: A client has a shop with, say, 50 application developers. It just won a $5 million contract, and the project needs to be completed in six months. “Are you going to send somebody out to a 30-day training course, or spend three days with an agency finding a guy with experience to bring him on?” Marceau asked. “Even if you have the budget, do you have the time?

“Our best clients will come to us on a Thursday afternoon, at 5:30, and say, ‛I need someone to start on Monday morning.’ They don’t want to spend time to train somebody. Could they? Sure, they probably have the money.

“For us right now, we’re not doing any training, and neither are our clients. We just don’t have a budget for something like that. We’re looking mostly for people who already have good skills. The first technical person I hired last summer was somebody with very little experience, but I saw raw talent. I hired him to basically learn on the job. I haven’t provided training, but he’s dramatically increased his skill set since being hired, just by working.”

Fair enough. How do you prove that it’s worth it to take a body offline for X amount of hours out of the week? Ask Goerlich, the Midwestern financial services IT manager, and he’ll tell you you’re basically shooting yourself in the foot, long-term, in terms of staff retention, but yes, you have to prove the value of training.

“Your first job, you have to show the value of certifications,” Goerlich said. “If you don’t do a project or create deliverables with it, well, what’s the point? If I become a certified electrician, that has nothing to do with IT work.”

His number one means of getting training dollars was to demonstrate that projects were picking up speed, Goerlich said. “You have to show a productivity boost after training” to fight the perception that IT staff should already know what they’re doing, he said.

Goerlich was promoted to management and started to roll out his IT training regime right when the economy was collapsing in 2008. He wasn’t going to get the money for expensive training or conferences, but he had enough budget to buy some books and an allowance for a few certifications.

Despite that limited training budget, he still managed to show productivity gains. By the time the economy picked up and his financial services firm was feeling a little healthier, the IT staff “had the wind at [their] backs,” he said.

The subject matter of the training was SharePoint 2007 as his staff moved everyone and everything, including marketing materials, documentation, and the collaboration site onto a SharePoint platform.

As early as Year 1 of the new training regime, the organization saw consolidation of all its marketing materials, which formerly had been spread out all over the place. The SharePoint migration not only helped the organization’s speed to roll out marketing materials, it also centralized tools and applications, as well as consolidating a proliferation of sites into one location.

Ever since, every initiative pitched includes a training component. When Goerlich writes the business case, he sits down with business users and calculates ROI, which always includes training along with implementation on the cost side.

Besides fighting to get training buy-in from the financial side of the house, though, Goerlich also had to fight to convince the IT staff themselves that his training regime would pay off. In the beginning, one of the developers, whom he started to manage just a year ago, griped about the training. Not too long after he started training for SharePoint 2010, however, that developer told others on the team that “Goerlich will push you, and he will push you very hard, and you will have the hardest days you’ve ever had, and you won’t feel like it’s worth it,” Goerlich recalled, but “after you go through it quarter after quarter, year after year, you’ll know it’s worth it.

“I was blown away,” Goerlich said. “I didn’t solicit that. But here this guy was, telling people to get on board.”

And then there’s fuzzy, futuristic ROI

Increased productivity one year after investing in training is a godsend, ROI-wise. But then you’ve got things like cloud computing: Maybe it will be big. Maybe five years down the road. Maybe that will prove the Microsoft on-site trainers didn’t constitute an utter waste of money.

That’s what Saeer Butt’s hoping, at any rate. He’s Senior Software Architect and Head of Operations at Zaphyr Technologies, which specializes in IT support for law enforcement and CPAs in New Jersey.

Zaphyr’s clients are pretty much all looking to cut their budgets, Butt said. So Zaphyr, smelling the sweet lure of profits, is increasing its training budget so as to help those clients save money. But it’s doing so selectively. The IT services firm is increasing its budget to focus on cloud computing: to manage servers and infrastructure in the cloud. Similarly, Zaphyr developers are working on developing applications for the cloud.

Zaphyr is predicting that over the next three to five years, we’ll start seeing a groundswell of companies moving everything out of the office, into the cloud. Right now, Zaphyr’s helping clients move e-mail and backups to the cloud, and it’s also helping a couple of clients test the new cloud desktop environment, VDI (virtual desktop infrastructure).

The IT services firm is banking on the idea that businesses will trade reduced desktop support costs, as well as hardware and software costs, for the small licensing fee they’ll pay to use somebody else’s infrastructure—hopefully Zaphyr’s, since it’s rolling out its own cloud environment soon. With the tech goliaths behind it—Amazon with its EC2 (Elastic Compute Cloud), along with Google’s cloud and Microsoft’s cloud—the gamble might well pay off, in spite of the well-known drawbacks that have kept cloud in the wannabe pen for years: potential security risks of a poorly managed network, loss of user autonomy and privacy, the challenges of setting up and maintaining peripheral drivers, the difficulty in running complex applications, high cost of VDI maintenance and management, etc.

But what really matters, training-wise, is that cloud is a big enough draw to spend on. Zaphyr’s holding weekly on-site classes with Microsoft trainers now.

In fact, Zaphyr’s increased its training budget since the recession. Targeted training only, though. They won’t pay for training on Microsoft SQL Server or the new version of Exchange Server. “We expect employees to upgrade [those skills] on their own time,” Butt said. “But for cloud, we allocate time on the clock for these trainings. We’re literally spending 2-3 hours per employee per week on the training on the newer platform.”

ROI? Eh. They’re going on faith. When you’re trying to differentiate from the competition, you just have to bite the bullet and spend the training bucks, Butt said. “We could measure our ROI, if we could implement it in the next year, but we can’t do that,” he said. “We’re looking at a return in the next five years on all the training we’re investing in right now.

“Most companies are not investing,” Butt said. “We’re investing because we know the only way to get out of this recession is to help customers reduce their costs. The only way we can do that is to understand, to train ourselves on how to reduce their costs.”

Because companies aren’t investing in training now, Butt said, they don’t understand what options new technology holds. “Investing in training right now is a big thing,” he said. “If you stick to training people on the same technologies, or worse, if you stop investing in training your people, you’ll eventually just die. Your IT business will just die.”

Retain the brains

Here’s the thing about training: If you don’t give staff time to recharge their batteries, they burn out. It’s one reason why Goerlich requires his staff to put aside 20% of their time for skills development. He hit on that number back when he ran a consultancy. In those days, he’d have a certain type of consultant out billing “rock-solid” hours, flat-out, wall-to-wall.

They tended to be the young ones.

They’d last six months.

Goerlich noticed that his consultants who weren’t maxing out on hours were hitting the mark at about 60% billable hours. Those people spent about 20% of their time recharging. “Those are people that, year after year, they didn’t have high peaks, but they maintained billables in the high level—say, the top 10%—while the others were going gangbusters for six months and burning out.”

Goerlich wants his current team to match that: Put the majority of yourself into your projects, then put at least 20% aside to get training and to just plain catch your breath.

“There’s a lot of work to get done,” Goerlich said. “It’s almost like a Chinese finger puzzle: You pull too hard, and you can’t get out. You put in too many hours, you get diminishing returns.”

He hasn’t lost a key member in a tenure of five years. He credits the training regime as one of the reasons the financial services firm has a high level of IT staff retention. “I tend to have a very motivated team,” he said. “It astonishes me how much they put into the environment, into their jobs. But then, it’s very stressful to try to do work when you don’t know what you’re doing. If you don’t have the confidence that you know what you’re doing, you can’t be creative.”

You’re probably training more than you think, anyway

Obviously, there are a lot of short-term reasons not to train, and they may seem pretty convincing: You don’t have the budget, you don’t have the time, you want to keep your people out billing hours. Then again, long-term, there are a lot of good reasons to train: retention, smarter staff, competitive advantage.

But even if you don’t think you’re training, are you really not training? Marceau got in touch a week after the initial interview. The Friday before, he sat down with his bookkeeper, Susan. Susan had just put together Ridgefield’s first companywide budget plan, based on what the firm spent last year, plus some projections for this year.

Oh. Look at that. Actually, as Susan pointed out, Marceau and his partner attended a management training session last year, and Marceau attended a week-long event in Florida. Marceau noted that they were planning to go to another management session in April, and he’d really like to send one of his recruiters back to that event in Florida. He told her that if she wanted to attend some kind of Finance training, to let him know, and that that their Marketing Director may want to get some training, too.

“It was then that it occurred to me that we do indeed provide quite a bit of paid training to our employees (for a young company) and that we do indeed have a training budget,” he said. “I had just never thought about it as being part of an agenda, since it had all fallen together somewhat organically.”

Will IT training become part of that organic new-company growth?

Maybe. If it’s billable.

And if his IT people burn out? Well, there’s always the midwest, or wherever you can find people like Goerlich, with the interesting concept of spending 20% of IT staff time on making staff a large percentage less stupid.

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Lisa Vaas has been a print and online journalist since 1995, when she first started writing feature articles for PC Week—which later went on to become eWEEK—that focused on Customer Relationship Management technology, the care and feeding of then-scarce technology talent, and the magic mixture of technology and business savvy that turned companies into technology leaders. Since then she’s focused on databases, including open-source databases, has chagrined CEO Larry Ellison by scooping Oracle’s 10g release, and went on to cover information security and cybercrime, writing for publications including CIO, ComputerWorld, and PC Magazine. She’s served as Executive Editor on the managing editorial team that runs eWEEK.com, cultivating, managing and mentoring a staff of full-timers and top-notch freelance talent and launching a portal focusing on small to medium-sized businesses and their technology needs. Other sites she’s infused with high-quality verbiage include 3Com.com. Most recently, for TheLadders.com, she’s been covering one of the only technology industries that (woefully enough) explodes in a weak economy: Applicant Tracking System (ATS) packages used to parse resumes.

  • https://profiles.google.com/luv2code Matt

    In the last paragraph, you mis-spelled Goerlich’s name.

    And if his IT people burn out? Well, there’s always the midwest, or wherever you can find people like Groelich, with the interesting concept of spending 20% of IT staff time on making staff a large percentage less stupid.

  • Anonymous

    Thank you for pointing that out.

  • http://profiles.google.com/comslash Christopher Morrissey

    Part of the problem is that most people aren’t self motivated to learn. If I am required to build something that I don’t know how to do I research, learn, quote, and then take one of two paths. Learn while getting paid, or learn so next time I can get the job and write that time off. Most people say ahhhhh … hey can you help me with this, I can’t do that, or that’s impossible simply because they don’t want to learn or are dumb. If you have those people in your work place you should drop them quick because you can train them you can give them hours to train but they are never going to be a producer.

    –Edit– Monetary incentives can also produce strong self learners. If you train some one but you are still paying them squat then they will jump ship. If you pay some one more to learn something on their own instead of paying some outrageous number for some crappy training you are more likely to keep that employee.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/James-Reader/1215658558 James Reader

    Training is a smart investment, not to mention necessary. Companies that don’t train their people will only retain the most mediocre of staff, those who are content with their mediocrity. The brighter individuals who have a desire to better themselves and their respective skillsets will do so, and will move on to greener pastures.

  • http://profiles.google.com/arglepoo Chad Singer

    Training does not an expert make.

  • Anonymous

    Anybody who isn’t motivated to learn is a waste of space. Now I’m getting all cranky and feeling the Boomer itch to complain about the damn young’ns who want everything handed to them on a frickin’ platter. An analogy: I’m big into organic gardening. I look for housemates who might like to garden in the city with me, since I’ve got a smidge of precious urban outdoors space. Amazing how they all want to be gardening in the fine, tilled, prepared earth that I’ve spent countless hours to transform, instead of helping me rejuvenate some soil and get a spot prepared that they’ve watered with their own sweat and broken with the strength of their own back. The vast majority of people want to be spoon fed. I wouldn’t hire their lazy butts. Anybody lucky enough to hire those who are motivated to learn should thank their lucky stars and pay them enough to make them stick around. And they should also treat them like Wolfgang Goerlich does, making sure the firm doesn’t squeeze every damn drop of life blood out of them in short-sighted profit lust.

  • http://notdabob.myopenid.com/ notdabob

    It’s really ironic how few people invest in themselves and magically expect the company to pick up the tab. I totally agree to dump these people in the trash can they belong in. Gone are the days of a job for life, you make opportunities yourself by becoming more valuable and creating those chances for improvement.

  • Anonymous

    No, but it lays the foundation for someone to become one.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_WE3JWKWUY2R62UY5JMETECQBHE Dimitri Sokolov

    Which is why no matter where you work, you are surrounded by stupid people.

  • http://profiles.google.com/comslash Christopher Morrissey

    No you should work them and they need to sit in your office … and hover if need be … they don’t deserve what their money has bought them, they have plenty of outlets to proclaim their talent. If they haven’t spent their parents hard earned money making a mobile app that they could retire on … they suck (not saying to spend your parents money making an iOS app just saying if you are in college you are). You can till soil all day and still end up with manure.

  • http://profiles.google.com/arglepoo Chad Singer

    You would think, but I’ve encountered many people who have been trained till kingdom come, and still haven’t a clue.

  • http://profiles.google.com/arglepoo Chad Singer

    You would think, but I’ve encountered many people who have been trained till kingdom come, and still haven’t a clue.

  • Anonymous

    I think I’m in love. Someone who thinks that hard work is important and productive. I thought we were all dead. lol Consider this a high five.

  • Anonymous

    I think I’m in love. Someone who thinks that hard work is important and productive. I thought we were all dead. lol Consider this a high five.

  • http://thoreauhd.myid.net/ ThoreauHD

    I have to say this article is right on. It’s almost embarrassing to
    read, because it’s so accurate and pathetic. I have to literally have
    written proof from management and HR before I even submit for reimbursement, not for training, not for the test, but after I’ve passed the test and have the receipt and the final printed certification and the exact job function AND the MANDATORY requirement in writing from that business that I MUST have that certification.

    That’s how bad it is. Training… haha.. it’s called good luck. The test itself, no way. The passed cert, maybe you’ll see a dime if you have a lawyer.

    And the reason is that first and foremost businessmen don’t need certifications- and they run the company. You don’t have CEO’s required to get employee retention certifications to keep their job. Everyone else must do this, and on their own dime.

    And as she stated, the thought process is that when you get training and a certification, you will leave the company. There is every kind of truth in this. Holding your employees down is what static and declining companies do to swim a little further upstream before they die.

    Growing companies do not do this. There is a direct correlation between knowing what you are doing and being successful. Call it common sense. But some companies literally don’t want that. They want a slave pool of morons to hold down at the lowest wages, because wouldn’t you know it- they don’t make alot of money from stupid people.
    Shocking, I know.

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  • http://twitter.com/JR0cket John Stevenson

    “What if I train all my people and they leave”

    - what if you dont train your people and they all stay!

    The culture of an organisation can be quite demotivating, not just because there is a lack of training budget, but also in the type of work people are tasked with. It is far to common for people to be given “meaningless” work – tasks that they know are either pointless (creating reports that arent read, software that is never used) or tasks for which they are not able to understand the purpose (how it fits in with the company vision – if they have actually been told the company vision).

    I feel “self learning” is important, being confident that you can learn and adapt your thinking and understanding of a situation as it changes. You do need to be positively motivated to be a self-learner – or at least not de-motivated by an organisation.

    In the past I have experienced a de-motivating culture where no one could really explain or understand why the daily tasks we were all doing were important to the company. This lead to a disconnect for many of us and there was a bit of a mass exodus when we realised there were companies out there where we would be doing more “meaningful” work.

    Thank you

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Freyr-Gunnar/1029750786 Freyr Gunnar

    Keep ‘em barefoot and pregnant. Nothing new under the sun ;-)

  • http://profiles.google.com/oranki Atte Peltomäki

    I prefer learning on my own, but when it’s clearly work-related, I do it during working hours after agreeing to do so with my boss. Choosing a course over a book can only be excused in my mind under few circumstances (from more to less likely):

    - You need to have the certificate for one reason or another; having skill isn’t enough.
    - Learning requires environment/equipment that are hard/impossible to arrange.
    - Course teacher is more valuable source of information than any book on the same subject.

    Of course, I’m writing this from my perspective only. I’m quite competent and I love learning new. Hell, I’m a high school dropout because I opted for studying operating system internals and programming on my own instead of molding away listening morons lecturing.

  • http://twitter.com/Neuromancer Maurice Walshe

    well that’s the deal employees expect something for being a good servant to their master :-)

  • http://profiles.google.com/walkerjian Ian Walker

    bosses, workers, companies erk! how old fashioned and canalised the thinking. Perhaps a better model may be say SAIC – employee owned. Profits returned to the real shareholders – the ‘workers’ The REAL issue is that real worth has not yet been quantified – how much does an individual contribute to the bottom line – the profit. This will not happen because it will see the the ‘bosses’ and ‘managers’ consigned to the tar pit of history. Once real worth is quantified then the real worth of training can be metrified and thus calculated. Trouble is that this is heresy to the MBA of the previous century – no bosses (FEUDAL ROBBER BARONS MORE LIKE IT), and profit returned to workers as a function of input – none of this shareholder parasitism left over from slave masters of yore…

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Alex-Hays/1199346739 Alex Hays

    Penny-wise, pound-foolish seems to be the modus operandi of modern business.

    They’ll train you when one of their cronies stands to make money from it. Period.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XNSEPWBDPDQ5SG336U7GKMPDZQ Nobody

    I’m in the process of trying to not only train my people but have some of them become trainers. We are a relatively small shop and we can’t afford people who aren’t multi-skilled we are also tired of begging for one-time funding for specific course X or certification Y. So we are partnering with a local community college to provide IT personnel to teach night classes (these employees get the extra compensation that these teachers get) in exchange there are reserved seats in the class for our employees who can take the course for free. Employees who take the course are compensated for their time at their standard rate (but not OT). The idea is to end up with a training system that is less expensive than standard training courses, is taught by industry professionals not by trainers and is self-sufficient.

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  • http://profiles.google.com/dynyxllc Andy Evans

    @google-92df821e6044cb70ce96190685ba478d:disqus Please tell me where you work so I know to *never* work there.

  • Esther Schindler

    Fixed! (Says the Editor…)

  • Anonymous

    Damn, that’s brilliant. Sounds like a hell of a lot of work, but really innovative. Hey, I think there’s a story idea in what you’re doing. If you’re interested in talking more, I’m at lisavaas at lisavaas dot com. Thanks for posting.

  • Anonymous

    Damn, that’s brilliant. Sounds like a hell of a lot of work, but really innovative. Hey, I think there’s a story idea in what you’re doing. If you’re interested in talking more, I’m at lisavaas at lisavaas dot com. Thanks for posting.

  • http://twitter.com/aergern aergern

    I say pay for ones own training and when it’s completed if the current job won’t help out with a raise or a promotion based on productivity gained then leave. In Corp. America we are but numbers on a spreadsheet to most since they all got the same MBA training in the last 20 years and they seem to NOT understand that sales can sell and marketing can market but if admins and devs CAN not deliver
    what those two groups have promised the customer then it’s useless. Corp. America treats IT and Engineering only as expenses. But if the prioduct sucks that the devs produce and the admins can’t provide five nines then it’s all for nothing. The admins and devs need to be hungry and learn … HOWEVER they do it because these is not a 9-5 jobs.

  • http://twitter.com/aergern aergern

    I say pay for ones own training and when it’s completed if the current job won’t help out with a raise or a promotion based on productivity gained then leave. In Corp. America we are but numbers on a spreadsheet to most since they all got the same MBA training in the last 20 years and they seem to NOT understand that sales can sell and marketing can market but if admins and devs CAN not deliver
    what those two groups have promised the customer then it’s useless. Corp. America treats IT and Engineering only as expenses. But if the prioduct sucks that the devs produce and the admins can’t provide five nines then it’s all for nothing. The admins and devs need to be hungry and learn … HOWEVER they do it because these is not a 9-5 jobs.

  • Anonymous

    I keep seeing the word “certification”, which has nothing to do with training or technical education. In fact, management uses the phrase “certification” as a replacement for “training”, when really it simply shows “education” (maybe). No one I know seriously looks at certifications, unless it’s a requirement for maintenance of a vendor contract.

  • Esther Schindler

    Neither does the lack of training.

  • http://profiles.google.com/arglepoo Chad Singer

    @Andy Evans HAH! I didn’t say it was where I currently work. Also on another note, you’d be surprised how easily people get comfortable in one little area and don’t have the gumption to branch out.

  • http://profiles.google.com/arglepoo Chad Singer

    Truer words were never spoken. Certs aren’t worth the paper or plastic they’re printed on.

  • Anonymous

    Yea, I agree with you, but only in part, @aergen:twitter : Train your own fine self, and if a given employer won’t support you, the hell with them, hit the road until you find a company smart enough to invest in keeping motivated people around. Capitalism is about profit, period. It’s not about making an individual more productive, nor more engaged or stimulated in their job. Having said that, you also have to admit that capitalism is run by humans, some of whom have been around the block long enough to realize that they get better retention from people who appreciate a company that gives a rat’s ass about them. I keep referring back to Wolfgang Goerlich as being a good model for retaining, long-term, a highly productive, highly satisfied staff. So what we do with an article like this is not throw up our hands and say, “Oh well, I guess I better go train myself and plan to jump ship.” It’s more like, print it out, show it to management, make a compelling case. Go take some training, then track your own productivity gains. Document it, hold their noses to the results, give them a chance to change their ways. Be a part of the solution, instead of proving their notion that if they train somebody they’ll leave. Just a thought.

  • http://technology.inc.com/2011/05/11/i-like-my-it-budget-tight-and-my-developers-stupid/ I Like my IT Budget Tight and My Developers Stupid | Inc. Technology

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  • Anonymous

    What I find is that yes, as you say, people seriously look at certs if they’re necessary to maintain vendor contracts or if it’s the kind of candy that appeals to their clients. Also, people who’ve spent a lot of time and money and energy getting certified also seem to care about certs more than the self-trained. Which to me just says that there’s more than one way to eat an apple, with the end being more important than the means. Is the apple eaten? Do you know xyz skills? Did you learn them on your own, or did you get certified? Was the apple pureed or baked? Who cares? Vendors and clients like the paper. That was a stupid apple analogy. Sorry, I still need my coffee.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XNSEPWBDPDQ5SG336U7GKMPDZQ Nobody

    Sounds like an idea. I sent you an email.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RTFN3EHTPDYN6SKTERENITLP2E Paul Bain

    I have read many of Lisa Vaas’s articles in the past, and have found them to be, in general, good and informative. I was disappointed in this Vaas article, however, because it

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RTFN3EHTPDYN6SKTERENITLP2E Paul Bain

    I have read many of Lisa Vaas’s articles in the past, and have found
    them to be, in general, good and informative. I was disappointed in this
    Vaas article, however, because it failed to mention some relevant, recent developments in the IT field. One of the primary reasons as why corporations do not want to incur the cost to train IT staff is that the corporation no longer has to do so. The corporation can simply import cheap, immigrant labor (CIL) that has already been trained in India or (more commonly) that can be trained here in America while such labor is being paid a minimal, subsistence wage. The corporation commonly imports thousands of L-1′s (typically from India), who are paid almost nothing, and puts a dozen of them in a three-bedroom apartment, where the immigrants sleep in shifts. These immigrants are easily exploited, meaning that they work 80 hours a week notwithstanding that they are paid for only 40 hours of work. Furthermore, the immigrants DO NOT complain about this exploitation lest they be sent back to India. And this has been the corporate practice for about 17 years, since about 1994.

    Remember, folks, the average American corporation thinks that it is perfectly MORAL to maximize its profits by replacing AMERICAN workers with CIL. Furthermore, for every holder of an H-1B visa, there are at least SIX holders of the L-1 visa. That is right, the L-1 visa holders outnumber the H-1B’s by six-to-one. I am not kidding. And that does not count the TN-1 visa holders or the H-1B’s that have already been converted over to green cards.

    I do not understand why the author, Lisa Vaas, neglected to mention these and other, relevant facts. I am extremely disappointed in Lisa Vaas.

    – Paul D. Bain

    paulbain
    @pobox:disqus
    .com

  • Anonymous

    Sorry to disappoint you, Paul, but I think the topic of H-1Bs/TN-1s/L-1s is outside of the scope of this article. I haven’t done much writing about this topic lately because, frankly, it seems like a lost battle. At any rate, it’s not top of mind with the people I interview. Maybe I’m just talking to a different bunch of people nowadays: Those who’ve survived outsourcing or being displaced by imported labor. So what we’re talking about in an article like this one is, Are you training *the IT staff you still have in-house,* and if not, why? Nobody said they weren’t training because they’re getting cheap skills imported on visas; but then, that’s probably a part of one of the common reasons for not training: i.e., because they expect IT people to already know their stuff when they’re hired.

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  • http://jetlib.com/news/2011/05/09/i-like-my-it-budget-tight-and-my-developers-stupid/ I Like My IT Budget Tight and My Developers Stupid | JetLib News

    [...] The competition applauds your choice to glue your wallet shut. Or, to put this another way: This is why the boss won’t pay for developer training. Vaas explains how those still training manage to get their training budgets [...]

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    [...] Fordi deres hjerne straks rettes mod de to magiske ord: budget og fravær fra kontoret. Software Quality Connection har udgivet en artikel, der forklarer årsagerne til, at it-chefer foretrækker “dumme” [...]

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  • http://itutbildning.wordpress.com/2011/05/11/beloning-av-dumhet/ Belöning av dumhet « Firebrand Training Sweden Blog

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  • http://siliconangle.com/blog/2012/02/27/the-emerging-anti-stupid-movement-among-it-managers/ The Emerging Anti-Stupid Movement Among IT Managers | SiliconANGLE

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    [...] I Like My IT Budget Tight and My Developers Stupid “Right now, we’re just unable to train, because the guys we’ve hired are out billing,” said David Marceau, vice president of Ridgefield One , a Connecticut staffing company that specializes in IT. Ridgefield employs three full-time IT professionals and has another half-dozen IT consultants out working. “As long as they’re out billing, I’ll keep them out. [...]

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